By Mingus Casey
There was a young man called Jesse
who had a job that was stressy
but one day at telecom
he'd had enough so he made a bomb
and cleaning the blood off the walls was messy
There was a young man called Greg
Who tried to cut off his own head
But he failed in the extreme
and ended up in the care of a mental health team
so they put him on meds
There was a young man called Sam
who used to not give a damn
but one day he cared
about a girl with a stare
and that was the end of that single man
There was a young lady called Chris
with the attitude of a princess
one day she was sent on a job
to cook a corn cob
and that was the surprise twist.
There was a young kiwi called Quinn
who had such a lovely grin
but one day some thieves robbed his house
and stole his wii, the louts
and he had to take it on the chin